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Shjon van Shjonnenstein

Dus, dit weekend kwamen apy, lwy en de don shjonnen, dus ’twas natuurlijk hax.
We gingen ECHT ALLE MOEDERNEUKENDE STAR WARS FILMS ACHTER ELKAAR KIJKEN OMG DATIS ECHT ZO HAX..en dus 12,5 minuten StarWars in totaal gekeken -_-‘
Want er waren belspellen, wickie de viking en The Super Inframan, dus dan weetje ‘t wel.
Aldus, na de hele avond gezopen en tv gekeken te hebben besloten we te gaanknikkeren en sleepten een krat bier mee naar het schoolplein, alwaar wij ons inons knikkerspel verdiepten. Knikkeren is dus hax. Srsly. "IK WIL DE CLOVERKNIKKER" "NEE, DIE IK HEB IK OLOLOL" Alleen de winnaar wasgenaaid, want die moest de knikkers uit ‘t potje halen en het potje zat vol metnaar poep stinkende modder. Dat was nogal jammer, maar het kon de win nietdrukken. Knikkeren "MET BIERSPUUGS en ZONDER POOTS" was overigens ookwel verfrissend.
Na het knikkeren besloten we om door ‘t natuurpark te gaan lopen, aangezien wedrunk genoeg waren om het niet ‘saai’ (lees: eng) te vinden. ‘T was wel hax, opelk bankje gaan zitten en shjonnen en failen. Totdat de don helemaal neukingmad werd van z’n rode wijn gemixt met bier en gay begon te doen. "JA, IKKAN ZO NAAR DIE LANTAARNPAAL LOPEN, IK ZIE HEUS WEL DAT DE GROND HIERAFLOO–ARGH*val*" Dus toen lieten we m in z’n eentje doorlopen om tekijken wanneer ‘ie ‘t zou merken, en na ‘n tijdje gingie LOL WAAR ZIJN JULLIEen keihard metalliedjes zingen en rondjes lopen. Toen hebben we ‘m maar evenopgehaald en liepen we naar het volgende bankje, alwaar we gingen zitten. Dedon, die deze avond al meerdere keren had geantwoord "IK HEB NOG NOOITHOEVEN KOTSEN VAN ALCOHOL", zag er nu toch wel wat bleekjes uit in hetmaanlicht, en opeens hoor ik *BUUEEERRRGGHHH*….*BLUAHHHGRRR* En jahoor,kotsende tropical donny GET.
Op de terugweg wassie nog heel charmant met z’n bovenlichaam over ‘n heggevallen, vielie over z’n eigen voeten waardoor ‘ie keihard op de grondbreakdancete, en toen hij eindelijk bij mij thuis was rolde ‘ie naar boven enz’n bedje in. Lwy, Apy en ik hebben nog even wat nagezopen en gefrituurd enzijn toen ook naar bed gegaan.

De volgende ochtend werd ik om 12:00 (na 6uur slapen) wakkergemaakt door eendon die m’n deur insloeg en kwam ik maar uit bed. Apy en lwy zaten samen bovenal lekker doritos te kanen en ik ging naar beneden om m’n mam haarmoederdagcadeautje te geven (het was een swiffer duster xD). We hebben nog watt.v. gekeken en gecircleyerkt. Lwy moest optijd weg omdattie morgen voor ‘teerst in het magazijn van een aambeeldenfabriek moet gaan werken, en Abrambleef nog even. We keken Freaky Friday (die overigens HARD wint) en frituurdennog een mexicano en kipnuggets en frikedelle… en toen ben ik nog even naarMeintje geweest, en dat was m’n weekend ^^

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One comment on “Shjon van Shjonnenstein

  1. Maudy
    16 May 2007

    XD k lol . je typt echt dingen zoals je ze zegt, t leest hip XP maar je bent wel raar en zo, eventjes :P wel lief hoor *patpat* kom maar weer keertje kletsen ^^

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Are you hyped for the #WinterOlympics yet?
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I've never really been into the Olympics, except for that one time when the guy who was born in the same town I lived in (#GianniRomme) was raking in Gold Medals like it was one of those coin pusher games - and even then it was mostly because my school was making a big deal out of it.
As such, I'm not very interested in the Winter Olympics either, even though this is the first time I'd be able to attend the events myself and watch my country's athletes get burried in speed skating medals.

Still, I hope Korea will put on a show - and a performance - to be remembered for years to come.

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In Korea, the past and the present are always living together in some sort of awkward balance.
Traditional norms, values and traditions clash with the influence of a rapidly modernizing and developing society; pride in one's roots compete with a constant need to move forward, and historical buildings vie for room to breathe in the middle of a metropolis.
I hope Korea manages to move forward without forgetting the things that make it unique.

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