Anonymous of Holland            -A Dutchman in Korea-

    Helo welcom 2 my websight

Holy shit this is the best conference ever!

EA’s conference, hoogtepunten:

– Hij begon met een trailer van Dante’s Inferno, een God of War clone losjes gebaseerd op het gelijknamige gedicht. Shit looks pretty cool.

– Toen 20 minuten GAMES FOR GIRLS, met als hoogtepunt de nieuwe CHARM GIRL CLUB en LITTLEST PETSHOP ONLINE which is gonna make being a pedo a lot easier for all of us.
Charmgirlclub
[Voor de échte GRL GMR!]

– In rapid succession worden Dragon Age: Origins en Mass Effect 2 afgeraffeld, de twee games waar ik het meest nieuwe info van wilde horen. Niemand is aan het woord geweest, gewoon LOL LET’S PLAY DAT VIDEO. Oh, en de trailer heeft NOG STEEDS Marlyn Manson op de achtergrond. This is the new ‘shit’ indeed. MATURE GAMES FOR MATURE GAMERS SUCH AS MYSELF. M’n verwachtingen van Dragon Age zijn lager dan ooit.Dragonage      Me2

– Toen was het tijd voor EA Sports, which meant: "OKAY WE’LL TALK ABOUT THIS SHITTY BOXING GAME FOR 10 MINUTES BUT SKIP THROUGH DANTE’S INFERNO, MASS EFFECT 2 AND DRAGON AGE ORIGINS IN ONE SHORT VIDEO. lolitrollu. Oh dear god, OKAY NU GAAN WE 10 MINUTEN PRATEN MET MENSEN DIE AF ZIJN GEVALLEN DOOR ONZE WAGGLAN GAMES. God EA, wat de fuck? WHY!? Oh, en er komt een expansion pack voor. Dat zijn de ware belangrijke E3 aankondigingen!" Dat was even LIVE getypt. Maar iig, het komt erop neer dat EA nog eens ‘n paar honderd sport titels uit gaat poepen en de meeste zijn casual wii wagglefests.
Wii      Wiigaems
[Fatties playing datt wii + dezelfde trieste vertoning die we vorig jaar bij nintendo zagen]

Rond deze tijd dacht ik dus eigenlijk dat ‘t al voorbij was en dat ik ‘n uur van m’n leven had vergooid aan fucking wagglan games, maar er was licht aan de horizon.

-Een WWII game over nazi’s…zonder swastika’s. Lol. Wat de fuck? It does look more interesting than I initially thought though. Planting the bombs, bombs getting blown up, yeah, that’s pretty good.
Saboteur

Then, suddenly:
– HELO THAR MR. TIM SCHAFER
God
[god.JPG]

This game includes: HAIR METAL MILLITIA, THE KEEPER OF THE SACRED BEER TREE, DELICIOUS EVIL WOMEN, OZZY OSBORN, KICK-ASS SOUNDTRACK. Nadat ik deze footage heb gezien (én eindelijk eens voldoende verteltijd voor een interessante game) kan ik met zekerheid zeggen:
Brütal Legend – GOTY 2010
Brutallegend      Hairmilitia
[That’s the hair militia on the right, if you hadn’t noticed]

Ihitu      Queenofsex
[Beating people with guitars, queens of hawtness, it’s all good]

Xboxcontroller
[I’VE TAKEN AN XBOX 360 CONTROLLER AND WIRED IT DIRECTLY INTO MY BRAIN]

-Nieuwe crysis, geen footage. Niet dat iemand ‘t wat boeit, want de eerste crysis was ook alleen maar goed om je PC te benchmarken. Overigens zit er wel een nieuwe Cryengine aan vast, dus dat kan goed nieuws zijn voor de mensen met pc’s van €1000 of meer.

-"Nieuwe MMO, who cares? Oh mother of fuck this character creation looks awesome." APB is een nieuwe MMO zo blijkt, waarin MENSEN MET GUNS tegen andere MENSEN MET GUNS moeten vechten. En iedereen is punk. No exceptions. ‘T ziet er iig uit alsof je er enigzins skill voor nodig hebt, unlike de meeste andere MMO’s.

-"OH FUCK KNIGHTS OF THE OLD REPUBLIC
YES
I fucking came to the music"
Want dit was de intro:
Larpan3      Larpan1
[Shit was so fucking awesome]

The Old Republic is de nieuwe MMO (booooooooh) gemaakt door LucasArts in combinatie met Bioware (jaaaayyyy) en volgens Bioware gaat ‘ie niet zuigen. Vandaag was iig al een stap in the right direction, want ze kondigden aan dat de game FULLY VOICED zal zijn, which means this might be one of the biggest voiced projects ever attempted. En, tja, dunno. Het blijft een MMO, en I wish they’d just made KotOR III, maar ik ga dit possibly wel spelen ><

We kregen ook nog een briljante fucking FMV te zien:
Fapfapfap      Fightan
[CUM STICKING TO THE CIELING]

En dat was ‘t voor EA. Delicious.
1 uur en 9 minuten tot Ubisoft.
In before ASS IS RED 2 en…uhh..Splinter Cell?
Why am I even watching this?

End_2
[See ya in like 3 years or some shit! I’ll be buying you!]

 

 

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One comment on “Holy shit this is the best conference ever!

  1. Harry d. Busdriver
    2 June 2009

    Oh, alle pics zijn LIVE SCREENSHOTS gemaakt van de stream die ik aan ‘t kijken was, dus de kwaliteit is idd niet bijzonder hoog.
    NIEUWS TERWIJL HET NOG HEET IS, man.

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