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My life as a Hero of Kirkwall

The life of a Champion of Kirkwall is not an easy one.

Look at all the shit this guy has to put up with:

 
Guarding Doors
[Guarding doors]


 
Accidentally murdering mages

[Accidentally murdering mages]


 Getting wasted

[Getting wasted]

 

Dispensing righteous asswhoopings
[Dispensing righteous asswhoopings]

 

Drinking some more
[Drinking some more]

 

Having sex with beautiful, possibly underaged, elves

[Having sex with beautiful, possibly underaged elves]

 

Showin dragons who's boss
[Showing dragons who's boss]

 

I..uh..what was I saying
[I..uh…what was I saying again?]

 

Holding hands on mountains

[Holding hands on mountains]

 

Walking into rooms looking badass as all fuck
[Walking into rooms looking badass as all fuck]

 

Making out
[Making out]

 

Dealing with after-sex peculiarities
[Dealing with after-sex peculiarities]

 

Looking this fine, even while dealing with malformed manboobs

[Looking this fine, even when hampered by malformed manboobs]

 

Dealing with Anders uncomfortable innuendos

[Dealing with Anders' uncomfortable innuendos]

 

AIIRRRRRRRR
[AAAIIIRRRRRR]

 

Beating Qunari ass

[Beating Qunari ass for HAVING HUGE GUTS]

 

Breaking up Bitchfights

[Breaking up bitchfights]

 

Oh hey how did this get in here
[Oh hey how did this get in here..]

 

Having pointless discussions with butthurt elves

[Having pointless discussions with butthurt elves]

 

Sending bitches smiley faces

[Sending bitches smiley faces]

 

Being a pussy

[Being a pussy]

 

Providing reactionimages

[Providing reactionimages]

 

Stylin like Bruce Wayne

[Stylin' like Bruce Wayne]

 

Please don't open th--OH GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING

[Please don't open th–OH GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING!?]

 

Helping glow-in-the-dark elves kill people

[Helping glow-in-the-dark elves kill people]

 

Hey Fenris what's up - NO ONE LOVES ME AND IT'S ALL THE MAGES FAULT

[Hey Fenris what's up? – NO ONE LOVES ME AND IT'S ALL THE MAGES' FAULT!]

 

Running everyone else's errands

[Running everyone else's errands]

 

Standing by his crazy bloodmage girlfriend

[Standing by his crazy bloodmage girlfriend]

 

Helping giant fucking abominations digest their lunch

[Helping giant fucking abominations digest their lunch]

 

Becoming the Viscount and then running the fuck away

[Becoming the Viscount and then running the fuck away]

4 comments on “My life as a Hero of Kirkwall

  1. Roy
    23 April 2011

    Ik heb nog een hoop te doen zie ik.

  2. Harry d. Busdriver
    24 April 2011

    Die deuren bewaken zichzelf niet!

  3. Zinzi
    25 April 2011

    Ziet er mooi uit. Ik kijk veel liever dit soort plaatjes dan dat ik zo’n spel speel, dus van mij mag je ‘t vaker doen!

  4. Harry d. Busdriver
    8 May 2011

    Dan zal ik ‘t bij de Witcher 2 ook doen voor je =p

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Are you hyped for the #WinterOlympics yet?
Because the Korean government would really, really like you to be #hype!

I've never really been into the Olympics, except for that one time when the guy who was born in the same town I lived in (#GianniRomme) was raking in Gold Medals like it was one of those coin pusher games - and even then it was mostly because my school was making a big deal out of it.
As such, I'm not very interested in the Winter Olympics either, even though this is the first time I'd be able to attend the events myself and watch my country's athletes get burried in speed skating medals.

Still, I hope Korea will put on a show - and a performance - to be remembered for years to come.

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#Olympics #Olympic #Korea #Seoul #Lotte #Departmentstore #SooHorang #Christmas #decoration #decorations #shopwindow #shop #pyeongchang2018 #pyeongchang #평창 #평창2018 #올림픽 #겨울 #수호랑 #스타크래프트 is love #Starcraft is life.

Being a Starcraft fan in Korea feels a lot like what I'd imagine being a rich acquaintance of Ronaldo would feel like for a football fan - you get front row seats to all the major games, get to meet legends like Messi, Robben or Buffon (in our case, Byun, SoO or Stats) and get to ask for their signature pretty much whenever you want - all without paying a single penny.

The professional scene has been taking hit after hit since I started getting interested in it, and I'm afraid it'll never be the same as it once was, but I'm glad that in 2018, as well, I'll be able to enjoy some of the best e-Sports the world has to offer.

#WingsOfLiberty down, #HeartOfTheSwarm and #LegacyOfTheVoid to go.

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#스타2 #스타크래프트2 #Starcraft2 #Byun #TY #Maru #INnoVation #esports #gaming #progamer #Korean #Korea #e스포츠 #진에어 #진에어그린윙스 #SKT1 #Dark #collection #collector #PC #RTS #변현우 #이신형 #전태양 #조성주 처음 한국에서 @kim.minji.ki204 가 그린 책을 발견할 때부터 (그 #책 읽을 수 없어도, ㅎㅎ) 한 순간엔 큰 #팬 되었고 작년 #서울일러스트레이션페어 에서 직접 만날 수 있어서 너무 즐거웠다.

이제 인스타로 새 책을 받을 수 있는 이벤트가 있어서 당연히 참여해야지~

#kimminji #thejunglebook #정글북 #정글북리그램이벤트 #indigo 한국에서 역사랑 현대 항상 어떤 이상한 발렌스로 공존한다.

In Korea, the past and the present are always living together in some sort of awkward balance.
Traditional norms, values and traditions clash with the influence of a rapidly modernizing and developing society; pride in one's roots compete with a constant need to move forward, and historical buildings vie for room to breathe in the middle of a metropolis.
I hope Korea manages to move forward without forgetting the things that make it unique.

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#대한민국 #한국 #절 #불교 #봉은사 #역사 #현대 #발렌스 #서울 #Seoul #Korea #SouthKorea #Temple #Shrine #Buddhism #Buddha #traditional #Buddhist #history #present #balance #City #koreantemple #development #Metropolis #tranquility #modernization This is such an #unoriginal picture but..doesn't it look just like a #postcard?

#Seoul #Korea #SouthKorea #Namsan #NamsanTower #City #Road #Traffic #Korean #mountain #trees #green #NSeoulTower #Tower #서울 #도시 #남산 #남산탑 #산 #탑 #도로 #엽서 #그림엽서 #남산타워 On some nights, when I'm feeling all beat down by stress and worries about whether or not I'll be able to support myself over here or where my life is heading, and when I'm just drunk enough, when I see the second snow of the year coming down outside my window, I just can't help but go outside, play some music and dance in the snow like an idiot because for some reason it just reminds me of how much I love being in this country.
Fuck you, Korea. I love you.
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