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My life as a Hero of Kirkwall

The life of a Champion of Kirkwall is not an easy one.

Look at all the shit this guy has to put up with:

 
Guarding Doors
[Guarding doors]


 
Accidentally murdering mages

[Accidentally murdering mages]


 Getting wasted

[Getting wasted]

 

Dispensing righteous asswhoopings
[Dispensing righteous asswhoopings]

 

Drinking some more
[Drinking some more]

 

Having sex with beautiful, possibly underaged, elves

[Having sex with beautiful, possibly underaged elves]

 

Showin dragons who's boss
[Showing dragons who's boss]

 

I..uh..what was I saying
[I..uh…what was I saying again?]

 

Holding hands on mountains

[Holding hands on mountains]

 

Walking into rooms looking badass as all fuck
[Walking into rooms looking badass as all fuck]

 

Making out
[Making out]

 

Dealing with after-sex peculiarities
[Dealing with after-sex peculiarities]

 

Looking this fine, even while dealing with malformed manboobs

[Looking this fine, even when hampered by malformed manboobs]

 

Dealing with Anders uncomfortable innuendos

[Dealing with Anders' uncomfortable innuendos]

 

AIIRRRRRRRR
[AAAIIIRRRRRR]

 

Beating Qunari ass

[Beating Qunari ass for HAVING HUGE GUTS]

 

Breaking up Bitchfights

[Breaking up bitchfights]

 

Oh hey how did this get in here
[Oh hey how did this get in here..]

 

Having pointless discussions with butthurt elves

[Having pointless discussions with butthurt elves]

 

Sending bitches smiley faces

[Sending bitches smiley faces]

 

Being a pussy

[Being a pussy]

 

Providing reactionimages

[Providing reactionimages]

 

Stylin like Bruce Wayne

[Stylin' like Bruce Wayne]

 

Please don't open th--OH GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING

[Please don't open th–OH GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING!?]

 

Helping glow-in-the-dark elves kill people

[Helping glow-in-the-dark elves kill people]

 

Hey Fenris what's up - NO ONE LOVES ME AND IT'S ALL THE MAGES FAULT

[Hey Fenris what's up? – NO ONE LOVES ME AND IT'S ALL THE MAGES' FAULT!]

 

Running everyone else's errands

[Running everyone else's errands]

 

Standing by his crazy bloodmage girlfriend

[Standing by his crazy bloodmage girlfriend]

 

Helping giant fucking abominations digest their lunch

[Helping giant fucking abominations digest their lunch]

 

Becoming the Viscount and then running the fuck away

[Becoming the Viscount and then running the fuck away]

4 comments on “My life as a Hero of Kirkwall

  1. Roy
    23 April 2011

    Ik heb nog een hoop te doen zie ik.

  2. Harry d. Busdriver
    24 April 2011

    Die deuren bewaken zichzelf niet!

  3. Zinzi
    25 April 2011

    Ziet er mooi uit. Ik kijk veel liever dit soort plaatjes dan dat ik zo’n spel speel, dus van mij mag je ‘t vaker doen!

  4. Harry d. Busdriver
    8 May 2011

    Dan zal ik ‘t bij de Witcher 2 ook doen voor je =p

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Apparently, this passes for #art in #Korea. 
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A really, really #happy #Gumiho #고병재 after winning his first ever #GSL #Final. 
After the match, he said the first thing he's going to do is absolutely nothing for at least 5 days since getting this far in the GSL was a lot harder than he had imagined. 
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